A funny story.

Mr Peterson was worry because he did not feel healthy any longer. He had not only put on weight but also suffered from dizzy. He went to see his private doctor and asked "Doctor, please, what is wrong with me?" neither in Latin nor in Greek, simple words. The doctor knew him quite well so he said "There is nothing wrong with you expect the fact that you eat so much and you are drunkand".
After hearing heard, Mr Peterson said at once "Now, repeat it either in Latin or in Greek , so I can tell my wife about my trouble".